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Contributors > h8fulgod
everything you hate, i made
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Crunk!!! > Original
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November 9, 2006
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| mebbe it's just h8ful... |
...but mebbe h8ful did too much acid in the 70's and is now so inured to these so-called "energy drinks" because they amount to a hard fart in a windstorm's worth of chemicals in h8ful's system.
Hmm.
The only energy h8ful seem to get in any direction at all from this Crunk! nonsense, is towards the bathroom, to empty his viciously spasming colon. All these damn -ines and -eeds are just intestinal flora-cide, causing mass ciliac death and a tendency to shit broccoli.
Jebus-kee-rist. HORNY GOAT WEED? WTF, over?
And will somebody, please beat up the Rolling Stone editor that thinks Tupac is still relevant after more than a decade dead, and insists on putting his name on every cover. Seriously. It's like, every month, there must be an editorial meeting there where they decide which dead dipshit to pimp: Kurt, Pac, Morrison, Jimi, Elvis. Dunno why, but "Crunk!" just made h8ful think of that.
Time to go stomp on a kitten. |
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CL-ONE > Original
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November 9, 2006
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| get it? CL-ONE? |
GET IT?
It's a "cl-one" of some OTHER energy drink.
And guess what? It tastes like cloned rancid bat piss |
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Sobe > Adrenaline Rush
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November 8, 2006
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| the sputum of the gods... |
| about twenty years ago, I was partying with beelzebub in taiwan, and i was pronging this taiwanese hooker, and when I "finished", some of it came out of her ears. she ran screaming from the room, and I later heard rumors that she'd bottled it and was making a living off of the original "sample". I know now where it went. |
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Red Bull > Original
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November 8, 2006
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| rancid bat piss... |
| ...would probably taste better and be more energizing. If you want some energy, you lazy incompetent hippy slob, DO SOME DAMN EXERCISE! |
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